not dead raccoon

written winter 2004

there's a raccoon in our backyard
lying over on his head
pushing and pulling real hard
trying to stand up but i think he'll soon be dead

there's a raccoon dying in our yard
and i'm starting to feel kinda bad
and i'm trying not to laugh too hard
'cause I think it should make me feel sad

oh! dead raccoon
but wait he's not dead yet
oh dying raccoon
how much longer? place your bets


then i looked into his eyes
as he lifted up his head
and it made me realize
maybe he was better off dead

but suddenly what's this i see?
he's up and looking all around
came back to life miraculously
and now he's walking across the ground

oh! not dead raccoon
i guess i lost that bet
not dying raccoon
maybe i'll make him my pet


there's a raccoon leaving our yard
watch him, there he goes
and this goodbye sure is hard
when we'll meet again, god only knows

oh! not dead raccoon
i sure did lose that bet
not dying raccoon
maybe we'll meet again yet


maybe we'll meet again yet
maybe we'll meet again yet
maybe we'll meet again
maybe we'll meet again
maybe we'll meet again yet

someday


about this song:
I know a few people who've been waiting for me to put this one up here. I wrote this song together with Pastor Anthony, Josh Kagi, and Andrea Burton at one youth group planning meeting on a Tuesday afternoon a couple months ago. Rocky the Not Dead Raccoon has since become the undisputed mascot for this youth group. I would give you a little background to the story before you read, but there really is no need. The entire story is contained within the song. So I will simply say that we found a raccoon in the back yard of the youth house one day, and he looked like he was going to die. Here is the full story; it is completely true.



comments:

Hey Tuck,
I saw a couple of racoons in my backyard a few weeks ago...up the tree...ummm...yeah, well, I'm feeling some lyrics comin on. Yeah,they'd have to be "parental advisory" lyrics. Yikes!
 

wat is up mother tuck lol u know who this is lol its ur good buddy from youth group u know the one always getting the ladies lol well yea........ im so boreed lol tuck tell me bout the girl across the hall some time lol well have lunch.